I wonder how many profiles are like the examples given? I know that mine is certainly not up to that standard: my body is hardly a temple, more like a bouncy castle; and these days my wildest fantasies tend to involve someone else clearing out the chickens, lol. So why am I on here? Because I enjoy the banter that you only get between a man and a woman, and...
Been here before and looking again...
In an open relationship.
Larger lady.
Love oral I could lay back and let you taste me for hours
Like to do a social meet first.
Just be honest guys it goes a long way, thanks.
Just starting ti dip my toes in the pond again:-)
Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
Looking uncomplicated no strings fun
Music lover, fashion girl. What I lack in social skills I make up with wit. Also, I'm fat. I'm talking size 16/18 - please don't message to say I look smaller, it's called good angles and I will just ignore it. Not a fan of cock shots, unsolicited erotic fiction and bad grammar. I do like assertive people and even more those who can hold a conversation. Not looking for...
I'm lots of fun and v sociable and want to go out and about with someone who is too. I'm attractive and would like someone who is too (I've gotta fancy you!) who loves kissing and is great at it. Someone intelligent, well dressed and fun. I'm size 14 and always dressed in a skirt and heels - like a woman should be. Don't do the casual look well. Like...
Oversexed married lady that loves to add a young fit straight guy to our sex life. My preference is for married men not getting enough at home. Must be able to meet in the evenings at short notice. Non smokers only please !!
My name is Tallulah
My first rule of thumb
I don't say where I'm going
Or where I'm coming from
I try to leave a little reputation behind me
So if you really need to
You'll know how to find me
My name is Tallulah
I live till I die
I'll take what you give me
And I won't ask why
I've a lot of friends
In some exotic places...
I will probably never ask to see a photo of your genitalia
I'm not married but there isn't an option for long standing but unfulfilled relationship! Easy going, open minded fun loving and looking for some discreet mutual fun. Am not the kind to put it about so would prefer on going rather than one off but would need to be nsa. I am a busty and curvy size 18. If you prefer slim women I am not for you. However if...
fun and flirty
cheeky and curvy
tall and tactile
tall, curvy and a cheeky sense of humour
I love to go swimming and to the cinema
I am warm and fun company
Really enjoy giving massages and dressing up in lingerie for a man
I am looking for a confident partner who lives in the South East
tall and tactile, curvy and cheeky, fun and flirty
No one night stands or casual sex. Equally no serious relationships. Any questions just ask. By the way I am on a cougar site which means I am looking for younger men - not men my age or older! Oh and by the way if you are married or in a long term relationship, don't mail as it will be a waste of your time and of course mine!
well about me...i am funny and cheeky sometimes naughty...;P
but i have a big heart....and big boobs..and butt...and yeah everything big on me...i am BBW...so if you looking for skinny and boney..i am definitely not for you...well if still interested...
.. because just gays and lesbians friends are around me for looong long time...)...getting forget, what is real sex and fun ...and already really miss the young straight tall guys...
I am an intelligent, fun black fun lady with big boobs. My boobs demand a lot of attention and love being sucked,licked and my nipples love being pulled. Can you give my big boobies the attention that they need
Right here goes,i,m very lively,outgoing,nothing better than a good laugh and i seem to laugh at most things,enjoy talking to people,enjoy nights in with a good movie and crate of cider,but also enjoy nights out ,i,m hoping to find my Mr,Right,and certainly don,t mind if he,s younger than me,i am loyal,trustworthy and very loving.I,m very young at heart and truely believe that age is all in the mind,if u feel...
I am 5ft in height 40c bust large butt green eyes brown shoulder length hair i am a very bubbly person and very tactile love to watch old movies with a bottle of wine and cuddle up on the sofa with the right person.i am a very honest person and i respect people and i hope they would do the same to me.It is good to be honest even if...
Hello there Let's start with something completely trivial......I don't like txt spk unless it is in a txt!! Our language is such a wonderful expressive thing that it seems a crime to deface it with silly abbreviations when it takes only a fraction of a second to type the word out in full. There....glad I got that off my chest ! I am a single Indian lady. I am well...